I feel like everyone grew up with a single aunt who would waltz in and out of your life with random gifts and hand-me-down bras. Arriving ungodly late to family functions and drinking way too many cocktails with her gaggle of gays. She rocks wedge sandals with a statement necklace and drives a comfortable gold sedan. She’s way too involved in her apartment complex and maybe has a cat or five. She’s lived many lives and dated many more guys. You know she’s been up to some mischief, with many stories untold dropping random family secrets in the TJ Maxx shopping line and leaving you always wanting more.
Today, we dive deep into the Facebook archive of the Single Sexy Aunt, where one would not handpick, but drag and drop. Coquetas’ curated selection comes straight from her 996 Facebook posts, dating back to 2007.
Let’s debunk the mystery of the Single Sexy Aunt, pulled straight from the archives and served with Coqueta captions, just for your eyes.
You will recognize a martini glass pattern….
Hoe Hoe Hoe
A strawberry for each lover
Cougars loading……
3 Venezuelans walked into a bar…..
Ridding dirty
Cosmos and Conventions
The statement is the earrings
Kocktails with the Karens
Juicy
Mamina
God Bless
Office crush
New Years 2010 when the world didn’t end
My gay uncle Charles Drinking a cosmopolitan!!!!!
Lemon drop martinis with the god parents
My other gay uncle styling
She don’t playa about her Paella
Say grace…amen!
Casual Fridays
I can’t be the only one with a sexy, scandalous tía coqueta. Dive into your own single aunt’s internet archive and start making the album.
Before we had influencers, curated feeds, and carefully constructed online personas, there was always somebody’s aunt, posing, posting, and doing it all first.
Send us your aunts archive to highlight next….click the lock and unlock our secrets.
Besitos A